KRONENBOURG
The Beer they serve in heaven.
MARIGOLD RUBBER GLOVES
Submarines for your hands
(to safely explore the dark depths of your kitchen sink)
GREGG'S
The antidote to pretentious food.
PAUL
French food without French people.
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
Travel, without the agony of travel.
BROMPTON BIKES
Go where other bikes can't.
DOG'S TRUST
The best return on emotional investment.
SKITTLES
(NB there are no blue skittles)
We're banishing the blues.
VOLVO
For those who failed their test twice.
WRIGLEY'S EXTRA
Protein for jawlines.
PERSIL
Say goodbye to personal space.
QUORA
Questions you can't ask people.